I live my life by three simple rules:
1. If you don't own a pair of Crocs - congratulations on denying yourself one of life's basic comforts.
2. Each and every person has a societal responsibility to refrain from making a social media account for their pet.
3. Ball security is job security.
| As a Saints, Pelicans, Cubs, and Georgia Bulldogs supporter, the future is seemingly the only place I find success. Chances are, I dislike your team.